clip for what i think is a potentailly funny movie.

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/bdtv/Player.php?id=634

ok. we now pick the keys up next monday and the regular process of hell will be back on schedule.

turns out hell was on vacation this week, really should make notes on these unholy days off, i must have a lot in lue owed.

Abso-Fuckin-lutly fantastic news.

We were due to pick up the keys for our new house at 1-30 this afternoon, just spent the morning buying gear for new house, extra wallpaper spare tools etc, spent another 100 quid or so on top of the 300 already blown on decorating gear.

Janeens mobile rings.

Its the woman form the housing office who took us to see the house, who we are going to see in a few hours time to get the keys, or so we thought.

We cannot sign for the house today as it has been broken into, the kitchen window has been pulled and twisted out of its fittings, and the boiler has been stolen.

Fuckin great.

So now we are stuck in lombo till they can fix the thing, doesnt sound too bad does it?

Apart from the fact that we have already signed out of our current property, and we have till next monday to vacate the premises. We have a carpet fitter due to turn up tommorow, cable coming to fit the new sattelite box and broadband, and i now have a car full of decorating gear so plentiful it wont fit anywhere in the house so it has to stay in the boot.

Bastards.

If we do get this house, the first piece of furniture i am buying is a fucking gun cabinet & 12 gauge, and i'm gonna shoot the first tracksuit wearing chav bastard who steps near my fuckin house/car/kids/ hell with the consequences.

Ok, so not updated this thing for a long while.

Nothing much has changed, still play wow, missus and kids all fine, still trying to organise a punk game to run at Vanderaths house one night, maybe 2 a week.

Then, POW!!

Housing ring us up, we have a 3 bedroomed house available if we want it, over in Bradley. Can we come and view it in the next 30 mins? We can and do, not bad, nice big garden for kids, plenty of room, twice the size of our current house.

So we wait for the letter offer to make it nice and official, and take the house. We move in next monday and have to be finished moving by the following monday. This new house has no carpets and the wallpaper is missing presumed dead in most parts, whats left is floral and utterly repulsive.

I have to job so decorating will be easy, have lots of time and the gear to do it, but heres the catch.

The phone line will be active on the Friday, along with the broadband gear arriving, SKY will be turning up soon after to install the satellite. But the water, noone knows who the supplier is, the gas and electric are working but its a token meter thing, no credit on, supply is switched off for both, to get them both on we have to switch companies and then wait for a card to arrive 3-7 working days so that we can buy a token for the power.

How in hell am i going to operate a wallpaper stripper and drill etc in order to have the house habitable so we can cook for and bathe our kids????

Heads will roll somewhere for this i know, cos i own lots of sharp objects.

I am still alive, though if you asked my better half she would dispute that fact as she has to check for a pulse most days as i have just become the owner of an x-box 360, so can be found in a vegetive state playing Oblivion or Dead Rising.

Also spending way too much cash on the Wow card game, nearly have the full set now, just the elusive Loot card no. 3 and a few minor others for the set.

On the Xmas side of things, all done and dusted, presents have been bought and wrapped. Feeling at a loose end cos usually i can be found xmas shopping in the last week surrounded by people doing the same getting in each others way and the like. Feels weird to nip into town and only have to buy normal shopping whilst watching the headless chicken show of others doing last minute shopping.

Still alive, Missus fine, kids fine.

Still playing WoW, got the card game now too.

Planning on running an epic cyberpunk game very soon, going to be fun for all.

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Laser surgery on eyes yesterday afternoon, have to say its the weirdest sensation ever staring up at a orange blinking light and seeing part of your eye being moved to the side so the laser can come and cook your eye.

I half expected to be strapped to the table and the stereotypical bond villian be there, stroking a white cat whilst the laser moves into position.

That said, my vision is already improved tenfold overnight, the eye drops are a bitch, but after a week of those i should be fine, and no more light sensitive. Although typing this up sat at my PC wearing shades, feels kinda cool.

Still Alive.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/spider-man_3/

Looks like we could be in for a treat next year.

Taken From Bloody-Disgusting.com

This has got to be the most hilarious thing I've ever rad in my entire life. Uwe Boll is a legend, and soon to be black and blue legend as he plans to take on five critics in a boxing match to end his filming on his next video game adaptation, Postal, which he begins shooting this September. Hopefully one of these five critics who accept the challenge will knock some sense into boll who exclaims, " “I am fed up. I’m fed up with people slamming my films on the Internet without see them. Many journalists make value judgments on my films based on the opinions of one or two thousand Internet voices. Half of those opinions come from people who’ve never watched my films. I have been told that “BloodRayne” has a very bad IMDb rating, but how many of those votes of zero were made before the movie appeared in theatres.”

Leave the fucking video games alone you son of a bitch, try hiring an original scriptwriter for once.

Please leave a one-word comment that you think best describes me -- it can only be one word long. Then copy and paste this in your journal so that I may leave a word about you.

Wank Day.

Worse Afternoon.

Shitty Evening, too much traffic, hate buses with a passion.

WoW meets cyberpunk night, WoW wins. Fun for all involved i think.

Weird sensation on face, turned wank day into memorable one.

Happier now.

Message ends.

right, the reasons i have not updated this journal for nearly a month now will be come painfully obvious.

I have discovered World of Warcraft.

See, its obvious now isnt it?

I play on the Quel Thalas server, as a Night Elf Hunter called Drakthorn.

You now where I am if you need me.

Went to a football match with my dad for the first time in my life yesterday. I now know the reasons why most of my relatives go to matches without him now.

Thought it would be a nice gesture as Kyle had recieved 4 free tickets to the match, 2 kids tickets and 2 adult tickets, so we asked my dad if he would like to come and we also took the lad from next door with us as he is a lunatic huddersfield town fan.

Town vs Doncaster. the game ended 2-2 but not for lack of trying on each sides accounts.

I'm so glad we were seated in the family area, as when Doncaster equalised, my dad cheered so fucking loud, we were in the Huddersfield family fans area, if we were in the normal fans area i think we would have been lynched. As it was we got plenty of stares along the lines of "If I wasnt here with my son, you'd be a fucking dead man".

I am never going to a match with that man again.

Can't update.

Trying to spend money for a character for cyberpunk, i get to play.

how in the name of fuck am i supposed to spend 100,000eb??

ive bought allsorts so far and i'm still left with nearly 50,000eb.

It still sucks.

Having now read the punk v3 stuff, i want to wait now for more source material until I start to run a game, apparently they plan on one book a month starting with a ref book. But knowing Talsorian it will be one book every six months or so.

What else have I done since my last update?

Played in the D&D game as a tiefling rogue, having mucho fun there.
Done far too much work on my Cyberpunk game thats going to start after said D&D game.
Got a shit load more DVD's including Transporter 2, Doom, Underworld evolution, King Kong, and Chicken Little.

Complained at my players in the cyberpunk game, cos I keep asking for character backgrounds and only 3 out of the 7 have bothered to give me a background. I asked for backgrounds asap, but 4 weeks later only 3 have come my way. Those who do not bother will be really lacking in personal plot cos i'm not gonna bother giving them any without a background, Am I being too harsh???

Ok, have the new cyberpunk book.

Have read it already after picking it up from Geekette who kindly ordered it for me. Its a fucking good read, the backgroud stuff is really entertaining if you liked the original timeline stuff.

The new character templates are.....interesting, i'll leave it there for now.

Yeah the artwork is a bit crap looking, no real change there, but like I stated in a previous comment, I didnt want the book for the artwork.

Go Go funky shark boys.